Category Archive: Honest Reviews

Hobo with a Shotgun (2011) – Grindhouse shocker

Hobo with a Shotgun (2011) is basically crazy.  Nuff said.  This movie went from a $150 fake trailer to a full-length motion picture thanks to the vision of director Jason Eisener and his… Continue reading

The Spy Who Came in From the Cold – What does it really mean?

The Spy Who Came in From the Cold (1965) is a black and white film based on the best spy novel I’ve ever read, a book once given to me as required reading in… Continue reading

The Search for General Tso

The Search for General Tso (2015) is a very fun documentary, detailing the weird history of Chinese food in America.  The film specifically focuses on the interesting history of General Tso’s Chicken, an… Continue reading

Brutally Honest Review #5: The Evil Dead remake is too extreme

Someone cautioned me about looking back at Evil Dead (2013) as just another pointless remake, but I say screw that, this movie sucks.  Bruce Campbell is the man.  I am biased, let me… Continue reading

Brutally Honest Review #4: Don’t Make Another Ghost Rider Movie PLEASE

Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance (2012) is a waste of time.  Everything about it is second-rate, very dull, and I’ve seen Universal monster movies better than this crap.  The movie tries to be… Continue reading

Brutally Honest Review #3: Friday the 13th part 2 makes no sense at all

Friday the 13th part 2 (1981) literally makes no sense.  Except for some of the dialogue, no scene in this movie makes sense.  It is thrown together with contrivances and to give Jason something… Continue reading

Brutally Honest Review #2: Star Trek Into Darkness is MEH

I really wanted to like Star Trek Into Darkness whole-heartedly, but I’m only entertained by it in the most superficial way possible.  It is the definition of meh.  Many things from this movie… Continue reading

Brutally Honest Review #1: Man of Steel sucks

I’ve finally got around to reviewing the movie Man of Steel starring Henry Cavity.  To begin, 2013 gave us a lot of CGI action extravaganzas masquerading as bad movies.  Just because it has… Continue reading

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